Of course, most of us didn’t have our inner dreams broadcast on social media, but that’s just because we weren’t reckless enough to leave such a personal list behind in an Urban Outfitters changing room.
A Twitter user got this photo of a bucket list from a friend who stumbled upon it in a dressing room of the popular retailer.
It’s personal and…sort of all over the place.
As you can see, it’s a little difficult to make out everything, but the items range from the innocent to the…not so innocent.
So everyone’s wondering if this was the work of an older teen with a childlike sense of wonder or, much more likely, a younger teen who has some very adult (and unlikely) aspirations.
And many Twitter users were using the list as a teaching tool for teenage slang!
Ahhh. Let’s hope she’s not in too big a hurry for some of these. Yikes!
Also, her shopping goals either indicate she has expensive taste…
…or is really, really well-off for a teen. Or both, of course.
One resourceful soul even made a Google Doc breaking down the goals into categories.
How funny is that?
If you’re having trouble reading the list in its native form. This should help!