“Just smash and dash.”
When Thad didn’t tell his parents about their engagement:
When she got her *bad pancake outta the way by getting tram-slammed, then ditching his ass:
*The Bad Pancake Theory: A theory that the first person that you date after a serious relationship is doomed to be “the bad pancake” because the first pancake always gets burned — it's predestined to fail.
When she gave Liza the best possible advice to get over someone:
When she shut down a man real quick: