Look, friends — I don’t have time to set shit up today, something’s happening to me! You should’ve read the headline, but the TL;DR is I think I’m becoming…str*ight. And it’s all Lana’s fault.
I'll just drop you the receipts and go, because I need to go to a doctor to fix this immediately.
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“What’s up, my dude?”
“I really want to listen to John Mayer.”
*dances to “Heartbreak Warfare”*
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“Suddenly I love Saving Private Ryan.”
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